Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Better Weird

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Some several to please:


"It's a simple solution to an incredibly complex problem," he said, shaking formulae from his umbrella.


Reality is only beautiful because you have the window seat. Your other self narrowly observes the world beyond from the aisle of your spine.


Element #29.5: Treblium (Tr) Once used to make swords, this metal is now used in brass instruments. It mourns its past, enriching the music.


Your landlord also installs water, air, and earth extinguishers, "just in case."


Schrödinger, Escher, and Heinlein walk into a bar. The bartender both is and isn't all three watching themselves become both of his parents.


Your new altar keeps pestering you to download premium gods.

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